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SL.Market


Vice President - Equity Analytics
Vice President - Equity Analytics
There will be Short Stories,Song,Poet Saying....
Anything found made us fun? It will be public Here daily as possible....

If any thing You may aware.. let others to enjoy

Your contribution to this tread for beneficially of all the users Is highly appreciated...



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Post Thu Dec 15, 2011 5:41 pm by SL.Market

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Post Fri Dec 16, 2011 11:34 am by SL.Market

Try Before You Buy!

Myra was going to the Christmas office party but needed a new party dress.

In the clothing store she asked, 'May I try on that dress in the window, please?'

'Certainly not, madam,' responded the salesgirl, 'You'll have to use the fitting room like everyone else.'

Post Sat Dec 17, 2011 2:28 pm by sriranga

OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet!

An 85-year-old man was requested by his Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.

The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take his jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.'

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this -- first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.

'Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in,then with her teeth out, still nothing.

'We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezing' it between her knees, but still nothing.'

The doctor was shocked!
'You asked your neighbour?'

The old man replied,
'Yep, none of us could get the jar open.'

Post Mon Dec 19, 2011 7:06 pm by sriranga

Stock Market Entertainment - Page 6 Glass10

Read this small story; Hope that makes a BIG change in YOU

The Professor began his class by holding up a glass with some water in it. He held it up for all to see & asked the students “How much do you think this glass weighs?" '50gms!'..... '100gms!' .....'125gms' ...the students answered. "I really don't know unless I weigh it," said the professor, "but, my question is: What would happen if I held it up like this for a few minutes?" 'Nothing' …..the students said. 'Ok what would happen if I held it up like this for an hour?' the professor asked. 'Your arm would begin to ache' said one of the student "You're right, now what would happen if I held it for a day?" "Your arm could go numb; you might have severe muscle stress & paralysis & have to go to hospital for sure!" ….. Ventured another student & all the students laughed "Very good. But during all this, did the weight of the glass change?" Asked the professor. 'No'…. Was the answer. "Then what caused the arm ache & the muscle stress?" The students were puzzled. "What should I do now to come out of pain?" asked professor again. "Put the glass down!" said one of the students "Exactly!" said the professor.

Life's problems are something like this. Hold it for a few minutes in your head & they seem OK. Think of them for a long time & they begin to ache. Hold it even longer & they begin to paralyze you. You will not be able to do anything.

It's important to think of the challenges or problems in your life, But EVEN MORE IMPORTANT is to 'PUT THEM DOWN' at the end of every day before you go to sleep... That way, you are not stressed, you wake up every day fresh &strong & can handle any issue, any challenge that comes your way!

So, when you start your day today, Remember friend to ‘PUT THE GLASS DOWN TODAY! '

bakapandithaya

Post Mon Dec 19, 2011 7:21 pm by bakapandithaya

@sriranga wrote:Stock Market Entertainment - Page 6 Glass10

Read this small story; Hope that makes a BIG change in YOU

The Professor began his class by holding up a glass with some water in it. He held it up for all to see & asked the students “How much do you think this glass weighs?" '50gms!'..... '100gms!' .....'125gms' ...the students answered. "I really don't know unless I weigh it," said the professor, "but, my question is: What would happen if I held it up like this for a few minutes?" 'Nothing' …..the students said. 'Ok what would happen if I held it up like this for an hour?' the professor asked. 'Your arm would begin to ache' said one of the student "You're right, now what would happen if I held it for a day?" "Your arm could go numb; you might have severe muscle stress & paralysis & have to go to hospital for sure!" ….. Ventured another student & all the students laughed "Very good. But during all this, did the weight of the glass change?" Asked the professor. 'No'…. Was the answer. "Then what caused the arm ache & the muscle stress?" The students were puzzled. "What should I do now to come out of pain?" asked professor again. "Put the glass down!" said one of the students "Exactly!" said the professor.

Life's problems are something like this. Hold it for a few minutes in your head & they seem OK. Think of them for a long time & they begin to ache. Hold it even longer & they begin to paralyze you. You will not be able to do anything.

It's important to think of the challenges or problems in your life, But EVEN MORE IMPORTANT is to 'PUT THEM DOWN' at the end of every day before you go to sleep... That way, you are not stressed, you wake up every day fresh &strong & can handle any issue, any challenge that comes your way!

So, when you start your day today, Remember friend to ‘PUT THE GLASS DOWN TODAY! '

Sri according 2 my knowledge, u r da most active member & u r spending more time 2 educate others. u shld b promoted 2 moderators with immediate effect. Here some moderators only for moving da topic frm here & there. Twisted Evil

SL.Market

Post Tue Dec 20, 2011 3:40 pm by SL.Market

No:83

A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a Rupee 500 note.

In the room of 200, he asked, "Who would like this Rupee 500 note?"

Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this note to one of you

but first let me do this." He proceeded to crumple the note up.

He then asked, "Who still wants it?"

Still the hands were up in the air.

"Well," he replied, "What if I do this?" And he dropped it on the ground and
started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now all
crumpled and dirty. "Now who still wants it?"
Still the hands went into the air.

"My friends, you have all learned a very valuable lesson.
No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not
decrease in value. It was still worth Rupee 500/-.

Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt
by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way. We feel as
though we are worthless.
But no matter what has happened or what will happen, you will never lose
your value.

You are special. Don't ever forget it! Never let yesterday's disappointments overshadow tomorrow's dreams.

" VALUE HAS A VALUE ONLY IF ITS VALUE IS VALUED "

bakapandithaya

Post Tue Dec 20, 2011 8:14 pm by bakapandithaya

good one slmkt, shock for panic sellers

sriranga

Post Wed Dec 21, 2011 5:19 pm by sriranga

Engineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives.

Now a rigorous mathematical proof that explains why this is true:

Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.

Postulate 2: Time is Money.


As every engineer knows,

Work
---------- = Power
Time


Since Knowledge = Power, and Time =Money, we have

Work
--------- = Knowledge
Money


Solving for Money, we get:

Work
----------- = Money
Knowledge

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity regardless of the Work done.

Conclusion: The Less you Know, the more money you Make.

SL.Market

Post Thu Dec 22, 2011 3:38 pm by SL.Market

Before marriage:

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

She: Do you want me to leave?

He: NO! Don't even think about it.

She: Do you love me?

He: Of course!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: NO! Why you even asking?

She: Will you kiss me?

He: Yes!

She: Will you hit me?

He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!

She: Can I trust you?

He: Yes.

Now after the marriage you can read it from below to top.

SL.Market

Post Fri Dec 23, 2011 9:26 am by SL.Market

Q.(1) How do you know Santa has to be a man?
Ans. No woman is going to wear the same outfit year after year.

Q.(2) Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?
Ans. You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

Q.(3) What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?
Ans. Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !

Q.(4) What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?
Ans. Platform shoes !

Q.(5) What did the big candle say to the little candle ?
Ans. I'm going out tonight !

Q.(6) What is the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?
Ans. Your teeth !

Q.(7) What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?
Ans. It's Christmas, Eve !

Q.(Cool What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?
Ans. The letter "D" !

Q.(9) Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich ?
Ans. Because the poor didn't have any !

Q.(10) What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ans. Ice caps!

Q.(11) How can a snowman lose weight?
Ans. He waits until it gets warmer!

Q.(12) What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Ans. Snowflakes.

Q.(13) What goes red white red white red white?
Ans. Father Christmas rolling down a hill!

Q.(14) What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?
Ans. Santapplause!

Q.(15) What is Father Christmas' wife called ?
Ans. Mary Christmas!

Q.(16) What do you call Santa Claus when he doesn't move?
Ans. Santa Pause!

Q.(17) How many presents can Santa fit into an empty sack?
Ans. Only one - after then it is not empty any more.

Q.(18) What king is the children's favorite at Christmas time?
Ans. A stocking!

Q.(19) What kind of bird can write?
Ans. A pen-guin!

Q.(20) Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Ans. So he can ho-ho-ho.

sriranga

Post Mon Dec 26, 2011 6:05 pm by sriranga

One young academically excellent person went to apply for a managerial position in a big company.

He passed the first interview, the director did the last interview, made the last decision.

The director discovered from the CV that the youth's academic achievements were excellent all the way, from the secondary school until the postgraduate research, never had a year when he did not score.

The director asked, "Did you obtain any scholarships in school?" the youth answered "none".

The director asked, " Was it your father who paid for your school fees?" The youth answered, "My father passed away when I was one year old, it was my mother who paid for my school fees.

The director asked, " Where did your mother work?" The youth answered, "My mother worked as clothes cleaner. The director requested the youth to show his hands. The youth showed a pair of hands that were smooth and perfect.

The director asked, " Have you ever helped your mother wash the clothes before?" The youth answered, "Never, my mother always wanted me to study and read more books. Furthermore, my mother can wash clothes faster than me.

The director said, "I have a request. When you go back today, go and clean your mother's hands, and then see me tomorrow morning.*

The youth felt that his chance of landing the job was high. When he went back, he happily requested his mother to let him clean her hands. His mother felt strange, happy but with mixed feelings, she showed her hands to the kid.

The youth cleaned his mother's hands slowly. His tear fell as he did that. It was the first time he noticed that his mother's hands were so wrinkled, and there were so many bruises in her hands. Some bruises were so painful that his mother shivered when they were cleaned with water.

This was the first time the youth realized that it was this pair of hands that washed the clothes everyday to enable him to pay the school fee. The bruises in the mother's hands were the price that the mother had to pay for his graduation, academic excellence and his future.

After finishing the cleaning of his mother hands, the youth quietly washed all the remaining clothes for his mother.

That night, mother and son talked for a very long time.

Next morning, the youth went to the director's office.

The Director noticed the tears in the youth's eyes, asked: " Can you tell me what have you done and learned yesterday in your house?"

The youth answered, " I cleaned my mother's hand, and also finished cleaning all the remaining clothes'

The Director asked, " please tell me your feelings."

The youth said, Number 1, I know now what is appreciation. Without my mother, there would not the successful me today. Number 2, by working together and helping my mother, only I now realize how difficult and tough it is to get something done. Number 3, I have come to appreciate the importance and value of family relationship.

The director said, " This is what I am looking for to be my manager. I want to recruit a person who can appreciate the help of others, a person who knows the sufferings of others to get things done, and a person who would not put money as his only goal in life. You are hired.

Later on, this young person worked very hard, and received the respect of his subordinates. Every employee worked diligently and as a team. The company's performance improved tremendously.

A child, who has been protected and habitually given whatever he wanted, would develop "entitlement mentality" and would always put himself first. He would be ignorant of his parent's efforts. When he starts work, he assumes that every person must listen to him, and when he becomes a manager, he would never know the sufferings of his employees and would always blame others. For this kind of people, who may be good academically, may be successful for a while, but eventually would not feel sense of achievement. He will grumble and be full of hatred and fight for more. If we are this kind of protective parents, are we really showing love or are we destroying the kid instead?*

You can let your kid live in a big house, eat a good meal, learn piano, watch a big screen TV. But when you are cutting grass, please let them experience it. After a meal, let them wash their plates and bowls together with their brothers and sisters. It is not because you do not have money to hire a maid, but it is because you want to love them in a right way. You want them to understand, no matter how rich their parents are, one day their hair will grow gray, same as the mother of that young person. The most important thing is your kid learns how to appreciate the effort and experience the difficulty and learns the ability to work with others to get things done.

SL.Market

Post Tue Dec 27, 2011 1:51 pm by SL.Market

No:88

Kumar

Post Tue Dec 27, 2011 6:26 pm by Kumar

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SL.Market

Post Thu Dec 29, 2011 8:35 am by SL.Market

No:90
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SL.Market

Post Thu Dec 29, 2011 12:23 pm by SL.Market

Enjoy with the creation nothing more

ddmax

Post Thu Dec 29, 2011 12:36 pm by ddmax

එක වසරේ පුංචි කොලු ගැටයෙක්ගෙන් පන්ති භාර ගුරුතුමියට පුදුම වදේලු. ඒ නිසාම ගුරුතුමී ඇයව විදුහල්පති තුමා හමුවට අරන් ගිහින්. එතකොට ඇති වුනු දෙබස තමයි මේ...

විදුහල්පති : මොකද ලමයා මිස්ට කරදර කරනව කියන්නේ?
පොඩ්ඩා : අපේ අක්කා ඉන්නේ 3 වසරේ, ඒ වුනාට මට ෂුවර් එයාට වඩා මගේ මොලේ වැඩි කියලා.
විදුහල්පති : හරි, එහෙනම් මම ඔය ලමයගෙන් දැන් ප්රශ්න ටිකක් අහනවා. ඒවා ඔක්කෝටම හරියට උත්තර දුන්නොත් ඔයාවත් අපි 3 වසරට මාරු කරනවා. කැමතිද?
පොඩ්ඩා : හරි, මම කැමතියි.
විදුහල්පති : 3x3 කීයද?
පොඩ්ඩා : 9
විදුහල්පති : 6x6 කීයද?
පොඩ්ඩා : 36
විදුහල්පති : මම හිතන්නේ මේ ලමයට 3 වසරේ ඉගෙනුම ලබන්න දැනුම ඇති මිස්. මෙයාව අපි 3 වසරට මාරු කරමු.
ගුරුතුමී : හ්ම්, ඒත් සර් අවසර දෙනව නම් මම කැමති මේ ලමයගෙන් තව ප්රශ්න ටිකක් අහන්න. කමක් නෑ නේද?
විදුහල්පති : අහන්න අහන්න, කිසිම ප්රශ්නයක් නෑ.
ගුරුතුමී : එළදෙනකට 4ක් තියෙන මට 2ක් තියෙන දේ මොකද්ද?
පොඩ්ඩා : කකුල්
ගුරුතුමී : ඔයාගෙ කලිසම ඇතුලේ තියෙන, මගේ සාරිය ඇතුලේ නැති දේ මොකද්ද?
පොඩ්ඩා : සාක්කු
ගුරුතුමී : පිරිමි අය හිටගෙන කරන, ගැහැණු අය වාඩි වෙලා කරන, බල්ලෝ කකුල් 3න් කරන දේ මොකද්ද?
විදුහල්පති තුමා දෑස් ලොකු කර බලා සිටී...
පොඩ්ඩා : අතට අත දීම.
ගුරුතුමී : හරි මම දැන් තේරවිලි කිහිපයක් අහන්නම්, සූදානම්ද?
පොඩ්ඩා : සූදානම්
ගුරුතුමී : ඔයාගේ ඇඟිල්ලක් මා තුලට යනවා. ඒත් ඔයාට ඇති වුනාම ඔයා මාව ඇඟිල්ලෙන් ඉවත් කරගන්නවා. මම කවුද?
පොඩ්ඩා : කසාද මුද්ද
ගුරුතුමී : මම එක එක ප්රමාණ වලින් තියෙනවා, මම ලෙඩ වුනාම මගෙන් දියරයක් ශ්රාවය වෙනවා. මම කවුද?
පොඩ්ඩා : නහය
ගුරුතුමී : F අකුරෙන් පටන් ගන්න K අකුරෙන් අවසන් වන ගොඩාක් උණුසුම අන්තර්ගත දේ කුමක්ද?
පොඩ්ඩා : Firework
ගුරුතුමී : F අකුරෙන් පටන් ගන්න K අකුරෙන් අවසන් වන මේ දේ ඔයාට ලැබුනේ නැතොත් අත පාවිච්චි කරන්න සිදු වෙනවා.
පොඩ්ඩා : Fork
ගුරුතුමී : ඔබටත් 1ක් තියෙන්වා, විදුහල්පති තුමාටත් 1ක් තියෙනවා. පාප් වහන්සේ තමන්ගේ 1ක පාවිච්චි කරන්නේ නෑලු. විවාහවෙන කාන්තාවන්ටද 1ක් ලැබේවි. ඒ මොකද්ද?
පොඩ්ඩා : වාසගම
ගුරුතුමී : මිනිසා සතු මෙහි කිසිම අස්ථියක් නෑ. නමුත් විශාල ප්රමාණයක් නහර තියෙනවා. ආදරය කරන්න මේක නැතුව බෑ. ඒ මොකද්ද?
පොඩ්ඩා : හදවත
ගුරුතුමී : හරි සර්, මමත් ප්රශ්න අහල අවසානයි.
විදුහල්පති : අම්මෝ ඇති යන්තම්. අන්තිම ප්රශ්න 10ටම මම හිතපු උත්තරත් වැරදී. මේ ලමයව 4 වසරට නෙවෙයි, විශ්ව විද්යාලයට මම නිර්දේශ කරල අදම ලිව්මක් ලියනවා.

XXX*DD*XXX

sriranga

Post Sat Dec 31, 2011 12:33 pm by sriranga

Strange English Language facts

He could lead if he would get the lead out.

A farm can produce produce.

The dump was so full it had to refuse refuse.

The soldier decided to desert in the desert.

The present is a good time to present the present.

At the Army base, a bass was painted on the head of a bass drum.

The dove dove into the bushes.

I did not object to the object.

The insurance for the invalid was invalid.

The bandage was wound around the wound.

There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

They were too close to the door to close it.

The buck does funny things when the does are present.

They sent a sewer down to stitch the tear in the sewer line.

To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

After a number of Novocain injections, my jaw got number.

I shed a tear when I saw the tear in my clothes.

I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

I spent last evening evening out a pile of dirt.

We polish the Polish furniture.

And Finally:

There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple.

English muffins weren’t invented in England or French fries in France.

Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren’t sweet, are meat.

Quicksand can work slowly.

Boxing rings are square and

if vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat??????

sriranga

Post Sun Jan 01, 2012 5:38 pm by sriranga

Stock Market Entertainment - Page 6 Dr10

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Post Sun Jan 01, 2012 6:37 pm by kaka

@sriranga wrote:Stock Market Entertainment - Page 6 Dr10

lol, good one for new year

SL.Market

Post Mon Jan 02, 2012 2:55 pm by SL.Market

2012 Happy New Year For All

In tribute to those who see the world
Not through their eyes.....


But Their hearts




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Post Tue Jan 03, 2012 12:52 am by kaka

life, one da Sad y we have to go

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Post Wed Jan 04, 2012 1:22 pm by kaka

@kaka wrote:life, one da Sad y we have to go

Life,one day we have to go back, that means all have to die one day. So, no need to upset by looking @ mkt

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Post Wed Jan 04, 2012 2:56 pm by Academic

@SL.Market wrote:2012 Happy New Year For All

In tribute to those who see the world
Not through their eyes.....


But Their hearts

This is the most touching song I heard recently. Thanks for sharing it.

Below is the Rock version of the song. See the difference. In fact this rock version released first! Following comment was seen in Elakiri community on this rock version.

"මේක චාපයා කරලා තිබුනට මේ ෆීලින් එක ඌට දෙන්න බැරි උනා... මගේ වාසනාවට මම මුලින්ම ඇහුවේ මේඛලාගේ වොයිස් එකෙන්.. පස්සේ තමයි ඉන්ද්රචාප කරපු එක ඇහුවේ.. ඌ කියන හැටි ඇහුවම හොදට ඉන්න මිනිස්සුත් ආබාධිත වෙනවා... " ( http://www.elakiri.com/forum/archive/index.php/t-1253615.html ).

SL.Market

Post Thu Jan 05, 2012 2:51 pm by SL.Market

@Academic wrote:
@SL.Market wrote:2012 Happy New Year For All

In tribute to those who see the world
Not through their eyes.....


But Their hearts

This is the most touching song I heard recently. Thanks for sharing it.

Below is the Rock version of the song. See the difference. In fact this rock version released first! Following comment was seen in Elakiri community on this rock version.

"මේක චාපයා කරලා තිබුනට මේ ෆීලින් එක ඌට දෙන්න බැරි උනා... මගේ වාසනාවට මම මුලින්ම ඇහුවේ මේඛලාගේ වොයිස් එකෙන්.. පස්සේ තමයි ඉන්ද්රචාප කරපු එක ඇහුවේ.. ඌ කියන හැටි ඇහුවම හොදට ඉන්න මිනිස්සුත් ආබාධිත වෙනවා... " ( http://www.elakiri.com/forum/archive/index.php/t-1253615.html ).


okay...I will add some more colors to this touching song....

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Post Thu Jan 05, 2012 3:12 pm by Academic

@SL.Market wrote:

okay...I will add some more colors to this touching song....

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Can't see the images. What I see above are two frogs!

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