Government, Pls acquire my loss making WIFE

marusira · 1 Government, Pls acquire my loss making WIFE Thu Nov 17, 2011 11:02 pm

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Every month i have to spend lot of money for her..,so she makes nothing....,pls acquire her and give me a COW Very Happy

WildBear · 2 Re: Government, Pls acquire my loss making WIFE Thu Nov 17, 2011 11:06 pm

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Government people must have enough of them to maintain. Very Happy

; Probably you have to help for them in this regard.

glwking · 3 Re: Government, Pls acquire my loss making WIFE Thu Nov 17, 2011 11:08 pm

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marusira wrote:Every month i have to spend lot of money for her..,so she makes nothing....,pls acquire her and give me a COW

Is she under-performing? lol!

Be careful. Govt will take over her and give her to their henchmen to manage her.. rabbit

rijayasooriya · 4 Re: Government, Pls acquire my loss making WIFE Thu Nov 17, 2011 11:09 pm

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Eeeee....Are u going to do the things u have done with ur wife with a cow Embarassed

Tiger · 5 Re: Government, Pls acquire my loss making WIFE Thu Nov 17, 2011 11:27 pm

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Why Govt. let me have, but I don't have a Cow to give you. LOL

sikka89 · 6 Re: Government, Pls acquire my loss making WIFE Thu Nov 17, 2011 11:54 pm

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If she's beautiful and good for a .....,they'll take her. Very Happy

marusira · 7 Re: Government, Pls acquire my loss making WIFE Fri Nov 18, 2011 2:05 am

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sikka89 wrote:If she's beautiful and good for a .....,they'll take her.

no no she is 70 years old beautiful young woman Very Happy

Kithsiri · 8 Re: Government, Pls acquire my loss making WIFE Fri Nov 18, 2011 10:28 am

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ඕකත් වයසක්ක්ද පුතා

Chinwi · 9 Re: Government, Pls acquire my loss making WIFE Fri Nov 18, 2011 11:22 am

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The act was not to acquire loss making businesses. ( this was the wrong impression given by the media)

It was to get back Under performing and under utilized entities.

i.e even you feed a cow and sell its dung but do not make it breed and produce milk it is under utilized.

Next month, there will be a new act to acquire under utilized wives of under performing husbands.
( this is after considering vast number of requests by females of all ages)

I think many of our members who commented above can apply when the Govt. call for capable managers to hand over the under utilized assets they collect.

හැබැයි අපේ හාදයෝ over-utilized කරයි ද දන්නේ නැහැ

Tiger · 10 Re: Government, Pls acquire my loss making WIFE Fri Nov 18, 2011 12:00 pm

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Chinwi wrote:The act was not to acquire loss making businesses. ( this was the wrong impression given by the media)

It was to get back Under performing and under utilized entities.

i.e even you feed a cow and sell its dung but do not make it breed and produce milk it is under utilized.

Next month, there will be a new act to acquire under utilized wives of under performing husbands.
( this is after considering vast number of requests by females of all ages)

I think many of our members who commented above can apply when the Govt. call for capable managers to hand over the under utilized assets they collect.

හැබැයි අපේ හාදයෝ over-utilized කරයි ද දන්නේ නැහැ

LOL good one

Roboticfx · 11 Re: Government, Pls acquire my loss making WIFE Sat Nov 19, 2011 8:43 am

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@ marusira,

Ane seeye! Meka nam Maha jara wedak! Thamange wifewa me wage forum ekaka halluwata lakkarana eka harima weradi!. Oyata gelapenama kena thoraganna eka oyage wagakeemak. Ehema nathuwa okkoma unata passe wifeta banina eka waradi.

@ other members

Please don't take this as a joke.

dindon1 · 12 Re: Government, Pls acquire my loss making WIFE Sat Nov 19, 2011 11:35 am

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This is a good joke but it is not a joke for the politicians who jumped from opposition to the government side.,I guess government has acquired them because they were under performing??Now the government is a bunch of under performers??Aren't they???

SL.Market · 13 Re: Government, Pls acquire my loss making WIFE Sat Nov 19, 2011 12:03 pm

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Roboticfx wrote:@ marusira,

Ane seeye! Meka nam Maha jara wedak! Thamange wifewa me wage forum ekaka halluwata lakkarana eka harima weradi!. Oyata gelapenama kena thoraganna eka oyage wagakeemak. Ehema nathuwa okkoma unata passe wifeta banina eka waradi.

@ other members

Please don't take this as a joke.

agree with u and enjoyed with the post how others reacted...

I feel.... he has not married