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1nice story - stock market jokes Empty nice story - stock market jokes Mon Jan 09, 2012 7:22 pm

opfdo

opfdo
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A stock analyst and a Wall Street broker went to the races. The broker suggested to bet $10,000 on a horse. The analyst was sceptical, saying that he wanted first to understand the rules, to look on horses, etc. The broker whispered that he knew a secret algorithm for the success, but he could not convince the analyst.

"You are too theoretical," he said and bet on a horse. Surely, that horse came first bringing him a lot of money. Triumphantly, he exclaimed: "I told you, I knew the secret!"
"What is your secret?" the analyst asked.
"It is rather easy. I have two kids, three and five year old. I sum up their ages and I bet on number nine."
"But, three and five is eight," the analyst protested.
"I told you, you are too theoretical!" the broker replied, "Haven't I just shown experimentally that my calculation is correct?!"



Also
Q: Why did God create stock analysts ?
A: In order to make weather forecasters look good.

2nice story - stock market jokes Empty Re: nice story - stock market jokes Mon Jan 09, 2012 7:24 pm

Kumar

Kumar
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Keep going on..............
Thanks mate.

3nice story - stock market jokes Empty Re: nice story - stock market jokes Mon Jan 09, 2012 8:08 pm

bakapandithaya

bakapandithaya
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lol, thnkx 4 sharing

4nice story - stock market jokes Empty Re: nice story - stock market jokes Sun Jan 15, 2012 4:15 pm

Light of Hope


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ha ha ha

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