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1Timbuktooo Empty Timbuktooo Thu Oct 25, 2012 4:22 pm

besthope


Manager - Equity Analytics
Manager - Equity Analytics
foremost and first i want to thank all from top of my heart for saying nice things on my postings. i am very happy to bring a face to your smiles. some people asking where i being all this time not on forum. i am comming unanimously like peeping harry not logging to follow forum things but not posting because always bad mood. mara kachal with bitter half like forum all year. to start from begining, i think in jan this year i am notice the three wise men raj, aj and the great illuminating one appearing and posting on forum together simultaneously at the same time. then I immediately called my good friend a world famous technical anylies-er expert living in timbuktoo.(not abu dhabi ok wink wink) and asked him what is the meaning of this. then immediately he lighted candlesticks on a chart and told me finished men bad times ahead tell the president level and also inform sec. so i informed president but not sec instead i told my bitter half (both are doing same thing to me no) finished men apaley comming because of satan transit. and since then surely enough problem after problem no. exchanging rate, interesting rate, inflamation, stock market crashing, power cuts, drought and even losing world cup final no. all these 3 fellows fault men I am told. god only nos why there appearing together surreptitiously men. i am hearing all big men also very scared. their spines are shivering. President, Caba, P-BJ, Thilak, Vigna even mafia. President immediately ordering extra security near trees around temple. Caba starting to sell all our dollars and payment are not balancing causing crisis. P-BJ is getting confused men. first telling exporting people dollar will be 100 rupees then floating freely by devaluating to 130 now importing people are even impotent no like car fellows I hear. even viagra costing more now no so cant afford in market corrections no. Thilak resigning from the sec really bcos of these fellows but for lies telling mafia stories. Vigna very good fellow men, minor man no always hole time talking about shareholder fatigue now everybody is getting tired. he is now also starting some new ass or ciation to protect everybody against mafia. I am thinking best to wear condom no for protection. then power cuts are also coming no. same time stock market is crashing. i am thinking that is bcos of market resistance is stretching using all the oh-mys so no electricity. that malinga fellow also bowling badly in final and losing world cup no bcos market swinging and not ball. he is now thinking about giving up swing bowling and becoming a swing trader. we must give that fellow a good new hair style like same as raj is putting as afro smiley always on forum postings. we will give malingas hairstyle to our handsome friend u no hoo, ahem ahem. now in the middle of all this ha ho, at home the bitter half is becoming a better pill to swallow men. In these depressions and doom and gloom, she is hole time asking about economy. what is interest rate, exchange rate, inflation, stock market. how the hell to explain all these things no men. I am telling her that these things are always fuctuating. going up and down like a merry go around and round and round the mulberry bush no. then she is getting angry and telling to explain properly giving numbers example at least what inflation is bcos hole time in newspaper talking about numbers no like our fundamentalists on forum. so I am saying darling remember when we got married about 25 years ago you were 36-24-36 then. There was less of you then but you were more valuable to me. Now you are 48-38-48 You now have everything more than you had before and there is a lot more of you somehow your value is less than before. that is Inflation. then pattas getting thundering slap no. I don’t know why. story of my life men I am never understanding these things like Fib on Achchi.

2Timbuktooo Empty Re: Timbuktooo Thu Oct 25, 2012 5:07 pm

Kithsiri

Kithsiri
Senior Vice President - Equity Analytics
Senior Vice President - Equity Analytics
Welcome back ! Very Happy

3Timbuktooo Empty Re: Timbuktooo Thu Oct 25, 2012 5:35 pm

Redbulls

Redbulls
Director - Equity Analytics
Director - Equity Analytics
Keep it up man.
Thanks mate.

4Timbuktooo Empty Re: Timbuktooo Thu Oct 25, 2012 5:35 pm

smallville

smallville
Associate Director - Equity Analytics
Associate Director - Equity Analytics
rabbit nicee

5Timbuktooo Empty Re: Timbuktooo Thu Oct 25, 2012 8:19 pm

Kumar

Kumar
Senior Vice President - Equity Analytics
Senior Vice President - Equity Analytics
Nice one mate.

6Timbuktooo Empty Re: Timbuktooo Thu Oct 25, 2012 10:29 pm

glad


Senior Manager - Equity Analytics
Senior Manager - Equity Analytics
Slapped with what?
Anyway dont get close to the balcony, you may get pushed out!!!

7Timbuktooo Empty Re: Timbuktooo Fri Oct 26, 2012 12:30 am

UKboy

UKboy
Senior Vice President - Equity Analytics
Senior Vice President - Equity Analytics
Our hope is you will keep on writing like this Smile

8Timbuktooo Empty Re: Timbuktooo Fri Oct 26, 2012 6:43 am

opfdo

opfdo
Vice President - Equity Analytics
Vice President - Equity Analytics
mmmmmmmmm. ya ya Smile

@UKboy wrote:Our hope is you will keep on writing like this Smile

9Timbuktooo Empty Re: Timbuktooo Fri Oct 26, 2012 7:56 am

Rocky

Rocky
Senior Manager - Equity Analytics
Senior Manager - Equity Analytics
Besthope:

You write like mala Carl no. I think you like cricket no. Your Placement of silly points in places of your para make it amusing and punny. Give some sixers also. That also encouraging somewhat. Sri Lankan good for 20 x 20 cricket. Know why? They always tell big sixers! Very Happy
Got home late last nite Aney. Big chock-a-block on the roads. Two and one half hours took to come home in the rain. Traffic cop not wearing the rain coat and not able to misdirect the terrific traffic. Sometimes like equity forum. If directions  not given by some bearish mems somewhat good or better. Half de petrol tank half empty when came home. Who's benefiting I don't know Aney. Maybe powerful people, who else? More petrol evaporating more HNWI they come to be I think. What do you say.
I say, you keep on writing like this and the members on the forum kept happy. What telling like that? Cos many members loosing their mind over losses. Sometimes 30 or 40 pct. they can forget troubles by reading your articles now and again. Tanks for the trouble man. It is a pleasure to know that people withs Lots of rupees are on this forum. Since lately people with a lot of cents also are dealing on the CS E. and buying only shares one by one. What Aney? This the way to invest? May be advice by warren the Buffett gave that if one invests one rupia it will become one thousand in ten years time. Never tried that. Please say something men..,




















Last edited by Rocky on Fri Oct 26, 2012 8:06 am; edited 2 times in total (Reason for editing : Added punny things.)

10Timbuktooo Empty Re: Timbuktooo Fri Oct 26, 2012 8:28 am

K.Haputantri

K.Haputantri
Co-Admin
Good one. Keep it up bro.

By the way, I encourage our members to post their comments also in Timbacktooo language like Rocky has done.

11Timbuktooo Empty Re: Timbuktooo Fri Oct 26, 2012 9:07 am

Sasanka De Silva

Sasanka De Silva
Manager - Equity Analytics
Manager - Equity Analytics
Keep it up ! Very Happy
(I know, two is a crowd by welcome to where I come from) Cool

12Timbuktooo Empty Re: Timbuktooo Fri Oct 26, 2012 10:58 am

Deva


Senior Manager - Equity Analytics
Senior Manager - Equity Analytics
Thanks besthope and Rocky, for keeping us for smiling. Very Happy

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