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1Short Quotes Empty Short Quotes Tue Jul 22, 2014 4:19 am

SHARK aka TAH

SHARK aka TAH
Expert
Expert
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle

2Short Quotes Empty Re: Short Quotes Tue Jul 22, 2014 4:19 am

SHARK aka TAH

SHARK aka TAH
Expert
Expert
Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

3Short Quotes Empty Re: Short Quotes Tue Jul 22, 2014 4:20 am

SHARK aka TAH

SHARK aka TAH
Expert
Expert
If a candle factory burns down, does everyone just stand around and sing “Happy Birthday”?

4Short Quotes Empty Re: Short Quotes Tue Jul 22, 2014 4:20 am

SHARK aka TAH

SHARK aka TAH
Expert
Expert
If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look the way they do?

5Short Quotes Empty Re: Short Quotes Tue Jul 22, 2014 4:21 am

SHARK aka TAH

SHARK aka TAH
Expert
Expert
Why do the signs that say “Slow Children” have a picture of a running child?

6Short Quotes Empty Re: Short Quotes Tue Jul 22, 2014 4:21 am

SHARK aka TAH

SHARK aka TAH
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Day light savings time. Why are they saving it, and where do they keep it?

7Short Quotes Empty Re: Short Quotes Tue Jul 22, 2014 4:21 am

SHARK aka TAH

SHARK aka TAH
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Expert
If blind people wear dark glasses, why don’t deaf people wear earmuffs?

8Short Quotes Empty Re: Short Quotes Tue Jul 22, 2014 4:22 am

SHARK aka TAH

SHARK aka TAH
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Expert
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

9Short Quotes Empty Re: Short Quotes Tue Jul 22, 2014 4:22 am

SHARK aka TAH

SHARK aka TAH
Expert
Expert
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

10Short Quotes Empty Re: Short Quotes Tue Jul 22, 2014 4:23 am

SHARK aka TAH

SHARK aka TAH
Expert
Expert
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

11Short Quotes Empty Re: Short Quotes Tue Jul 22, 2014 4:23 am

SHARK aka TAH

SHARK aka TAH
Expert
Expert
Here is a Good One ......

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

12Short Quotes Empty Re: Short Quotes Tue Jul 22, 2014 4:24 am

SHARK aka TAH

SHARK aka TAH
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If you can’t drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?  Very Happy 

13Short Quotes Empty Re: Short Quotes Tue Jul 22, 2014 4:26 am

SHARK aka TAH

SHARK aka TAH
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Expert
How come wrong numbers are never busy?

14Short Quotes Empty Re: Short Quotes Tue Jul 22, 2014 4:26 am

SHARK aka TAH

SHARK aka TAH
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Expert
Do pilots take crash-courses?

15Short Quotes Empty Re: Short Quotes Tue Jul 22, 2014 4:28 am

SHARK aka TAH

SHARK aka TAH
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Expert
Love thy neighbour, but don’t get caught

16Short Quotes Empty Re: Short Quotes Tue Jul 22, 2014 4:30 am

SHARK aka TAH

SHARK aka TAH
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

17Short Quotes Empty Re: Short Quotes Tue Jul 22, 2014 4:32 am

SHARK aka TAH

SHARK aka TAH
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Expert
Multitasking: Screwing up several things at once…

18Short Quotes Empty Re: Short Quotes Wed Jul 23, 2014 9:28 pm

Rocky

Rocky
Senior Manager - Equity Analytics
Senior Manager - Equity Analytics
Why do persons who overtake end at the undertakers?

19Short Quotes Empty Re: Short Quotes Wed Jul 23, 2014 9:29 pm

Rocky

Rocky
Senior Manager - Equity Analytics
Senior Manager - Equity Analytics
Why do nations fight wars to bring peace?

20Short Quotes Empty Re: Short Quotes Wed Jul 23, 2014 9:34 pm

Rocky

Rocky
Senior Manager - Equity Analytics
Senior Manager - Equity Analytics
If animals and humans are the same why don't the authorities penalise those who knock down animals?

21Short Quotes Empty Re: Short Quotes Mon Jul 28, 2014 8:39 pm

newguy


Equity Analytic
Equity Analytic
If guns don't kill people, people kill people, do toasters not toast toast but toast toasts toast?

22Short Quotes Empty Re: Short Quotes Tue Jul 29, 2014 4:29 pm

stevenapple


Assistant Vice President - Equity Analytics
Assistant Vice President - Equity Analytics
SHARK wrote:Love thy neighbour, but don’t get caught  

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