Boss: Let me screw you once, I'll be quick & pay you 1000. I'll throw the money on the floor & before you bend down & pick it up, I'll be done !
Secretary likes the proposal & calls her BF.
BF: Its fine but, ask for 2000 & be very quick to pick the money.
After 4 hrs BF calls her
BF: What happenned?
GF: That bastard is still screwing me. He brought coins!
Lesson: Investments are subject to market risks. Read the offer documents carefully before investing.
Apologies if the language is offensive (i actually made is less offensive), just look the other way.