Dinesh loses his wallet when trying to dash robbed coconuts to save Rajapakse rogues – punished by deities!
(Lanka-e-News -07.Jan.2016, 1.25PM) The wallet of Dinesh Gunawardena who went to dash robbed coconuts at Seenigama Devale to save Rajapakse rogues was robbed by another set of rogues. It is to be noted that the coconuts for the so called religious ceremony were stolen from a government land by Dinesh and his team ‘horu wenuwen horu’ (rogues for rogues) .
A UPFA group of crooks including Dinesh Gunawardena organized a program to dash 100,000 coconuts at the Seenigama Devale to beseech the deities to help release crooked Yoshitha Rajapakse and his group who are currently remanded on charges of defrauding public funds amounting to many million rupees, as well as to invoke the wrath of the deities on the FCID that detected the colossal fraud.
As these ‘rogues on behalf of rogues’ were hard put to collect the 100,000 coconuts, they have robbed ( their favorite occupation ) these coconuts by plucking them from the trees of a State land in Nagoda , Udugama. Against this theft , when a complaint No. 1630 /CIB/ 2/ 378/33 was lodged with the police, the latter following its investigation took into custody two employees of the Nagoda pradeshiya council, an employee in the estate of a UPFA politico, as well as a tractor of the pradeshiya sabha which transported the coconuts.
These suspects have made a confession that these coconuts were robbed for the coconut dashing ceremony at Seenigama Devale, according to the police.
Alas ! it were the hopes of Dinesh and his group of rogues who visited the Devale to dash 100,000 coconuts that were dashed to the ground finally ! Just only about a crowd of about 1000 gathered there , and only 700 robbed coconuts could be dashed to perform their ritual.
As though the deities did not like rogues visiting the temple , Dinesh and a media coolie of his were robbed of their wallets while in the process of robbing coconuts.
After an announcement was made over the sound equipment of the Devale about Dinesh’s wallet having been robbed (by another rogue not of his clan ! ),the wallet was later discovered in a restaurant nearby with the identity card sans cash.. Dinesh however did not reveal how much money was there in his wallet .Perhaps he could not remember how much in it was money robbed by himself and how much was honestly collected . The other wallet too was found but without the cash.
Since accomplished notorious crooks like Mahindananda Aluthgamage ,Namal Rajapakse , Keheliya Rambukwella and Bandula Gunawardena were in the ‘rogues for rogues’ team that accompanied Dinesh to dash robbed coconuts , even the deities must be having a tough tiime to identify the true pickpockets .
It is being reported the deities decided to summon Mahinda Rajapakse the chieftain of the crooked den to identify the pickpockets but later decided against it for they feared they too may be robbed wholesale if he makes his appearance.
by (2016-02-07 08:00:12)